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Category: Instant
Posted by: TheZin

Found while surfing randomly.
Never heard this before.

I know it's a bit racist, but it's still funny.
I apolagize to all races who are mentioned in this little joke.

A Chinese man walked into a pub in New York with his pal.

He says to his pal: "Hey! That's Jurassic Park's director, Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he'd come over and say hi."

Spielberg suddenly walked over and punched the guy's nose.

"Hey! What's that for?"

"You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour!"

"I'm not Japanese! I'm Chinese!"

"Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same!"

Spielberg walks away.

The Chinese man calmly walks over and slugs Spielberg in the face.



"No, no, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"

"Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!"

27/01: Co-Blogger

Category: On this day
Posted by: TheZin

If you go Here (and by you I mean nobody because nobody reads this) and click on KuBu on häiritud (KuBu is disturbed) you'll go to a friends blog. Doubtful he is going to do anything but you know. One can never know.

F'ed morning

I woke up at 7:55 .. seriously. No breakfast, no nothing. Just got up and had 5 minutes to get to school.
A F'cked up day followed.

Fav. Lyrics of today:

Fatboy Slim - Weapon of choice

Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
It's the new weapon, weapon of choice

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22/01: Wasted

Category: Emotions
Posted by: TheZin
Edit: This is all fiction. If you belong to some form of law establishment, you may not use this as evidence against me because as stated before. This is and forever will be referred to as fiction. This is not a confession of any sorts. All comments are also me adding to the experience that this fictional writing would have brought with it.

Thank you

So here I am. (I apologize for the improper spelling, the whole screen just seems a bit blurry)
Wasted. Well, not entierly wasted, just drunk. I suppose, being an under aged boy, this would be illegal. Not that
A) I care
B) Anyone reads this.

I'll proof-read this tomorrow. I'm not even looking at the screen. I'm just looking at the keyboard while typing this.
edit: Proof-Read and edited!

We have all been drinkin. All 7 of us.
There is only one girl. But, we are all rather wasted. Doesn't really matter now, does it?

"Well, yes it does" says a friend from above. But I'm thinking he is as wasted, if not more, than me.

"Yeah right!" he smilingly said..

A couple of wines, some liqueur. gin, champagne and other fun stuff.
No drugs though. Say no to drugs young ones. Unless you're Kaur. He is an annoying little bugger.
He is asleep.

Random thought: I like cheese.

Anyway. I'm have revealed my most personal secrets with my most personal friends. I feel happy.
I'm feeling relaxed. If I'd die now. I'd be happy. (dies)

Mart is being an ass and recording this on camera. But I'd still be happy.

Category: On this day
Posted by: TheZin
Instead of the regular way a log is made, today and maybe in the future I will be doing all of my writing in dialog form with the needed actions and explanatory sentances. Some of this text is distorted and changed according to how I THOUGHT or FELT about the person / feeling behind said sentance.

Fav. Lyrics of today:

Pink Floyd - Hey You

Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?
Hey you, standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles
Can you feel me?

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Category: On this day
Posted by: TheZin

The cold front coming from Russia has MESSED up the weather here.
It's - 20 degrees celsius or for all you USA visitors (not that I have any visitors.. ever) it's a whopping -4 degrees Fahrenheit.
You're eyelids will fall off!

Fav. Lyrics of today:

Tenacious D - Tribute

Look into my eyes and its easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three; it was destiny
Once every hundred thousand years or so
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow

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Category: On this day
Posted by: TheZin

For the first time, in a while, I decided to do homework. Wow
What a blast. Spent an hour reading 1 chapter in my history book.
Unlike most of the crap in there, this was interesting.

About monasteries. 4 orders.
I think I'll do some wiki-browsing later to learn more. It was really interesting.


But all things aside tomorrow is Wednesday and after that Thursday.
The o-so-hated subject: Russian language.
I haven't got a clue what's going on. All of my tests are either 3's or 2's.
I have never gotten a 1 tho. But there has been an occasional 4.

Still .. I hate it.

Fav. Lyrics of today:

Weird Al Yankovic - Albuquerque

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated weiner dog
And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

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Category: On this day
Posted by: TheZin
Walk tall!
The Matrix - 1999
Last night, Matrix was on TV and I watched it. Ah the good old times. After seeing this movie every kid in the world walked a little bit taller and a little bit wiser. Knowing that he is special and better than everyone else. Then came Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions and all everything special that anyone would have felt went POOF and right out the window.

No dreams

No matter how I tried. I couldn't recall what I was dreaming about. It would have been fun.

Fav. Lyrics of today:

Robbie Williams - Handsome Man

You can't argue with popularity
Well you could
But you'd be wrong

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Posted by: TheZin

Who would have thunk it, eh?
All good things must have a start aswell as coming to an end.
This is obviously one of them.

Fav. Lyrics of today:
Pink Floyd - The Gold It's In The ...

Come on, my friends, let's make it for the hills
They say there's gold but I'm looking for thrills
You can get your hands on what-ever we find
'cause 'm only comin' 'long for the ride

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