Joke

Found while surfing randomly.
Never heard this before.

I know it's a bit racist, but it's still funny.
I apolagize to all races who are mentioned in this little joke.
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A Chinese man walked into a pub in New York with his pal.

He says to his pal: "Hey! That's Jurassic Park's director, Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he'd come over and say hi."

Spielberg suddenly walked over and punched the guy's nose.

"Hey! What's that for?"

"You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour!"

"I'm not Japanese! I'm Chinese!"

"Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same!"

Spielberg walks away.

The Chinese man calmly walks over and slugs Spielberg in the face.

"What...?"

"YOU BLOODY AMERICAN! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!"

"No, no, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"

"Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!"