I am Jack's ...

? Run by TheZin with help from Tonnius, Kaur and Malcolm Lincoln.
Last update to the about page: April 4th 2006. Last jacky: 2009-05-10 03:36:31
1. I am Jack's complete lack of surprize.
2. I am Jack's lack of faith.
3. I am Jack's colon.
4. I am Jack's happy-go-lucky attitude.
5. I am Jack's fear and loathing.
6. I am Jack's earplugs.
7. I am Jack's funny and original MSN nickname.
8. I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
9. I am Jack's smirking revenge.
10. I am Jack's middle name.
11. I am Jack's failure to communicate.
12. I am Jack's messed up life.
13. I am Jack's smoke on the water.
14. I am Jack's sense of satisfaction.
15. I am Jack's weird-ass dream.
16. I am Jack's horoscope for today.
17. I am Jack's fist penetrating your skull.
18. I am Jack's balls, freezing off.
19. I am Jack's regained insanity.
20. I am Jack's confidence, slowly fading.
21. I am Jack's voice!
22. I am Jack's almighty!
23. I am Jack's friendly side hiding from his dark side. Shh, it's coming.
24. I am Jack's love for Juliet.
25. I am Jack's Kung-Fu power - infinite.
26. I am Jack's master plan!
27. I am Jack's elevated blood pressure.
28. I am Jack's sense of happiness. Tomorrow will be worse.
29. I am Jack's shiny new terrorist threat.
30. I am Jack's sense of fulfilment.
31. I am Jack's self esteem.
32. I am Jack's blunt instrument of pain.
33. I am Jack's tiny mental illness.
34. I am Jack's fear for safety.
35. I am Jack's lack of language skills.
36. I am Jack's rhythm.
37. I am Jack's unstoppable beat.
38. I am Jack's valentine's day.
39. I am Jack's overwhelming interest.
40. I am Jack's cactus tea.
41. I am Jack's duty to drain you.
42. I am Jack's greener grass.
43. I am Jack's happy end.
44. I am Jack's cronic depression.
45. I am Jack's disturbance in the force.
46. I am Jack's lighter of doom.
47. I am Jack's pink sky and frolicing sailors.
48. I am Jack's friend's stupid idea for a name.
49. I am Jack's inability to hear you coupled with your inability to hear Jack.
50. I am Jack's "got your back" filosophy.
51. I am Jack's crumblin' land.
52. I am Jack's underwear, the one with the yellow smily-face.
53. I am Jack's third hand.
54. I am Jack's engine that could, would and probably will!
55. I am Jack's 12-sided die!
56. I am Jack's shiny new addiction.
57. I am Jack's truth.
58. I am Jack's flourishing lovelife.
59. I am Jack's extra large robot!
60. I am Jack's empty platform.
61. I am Jack's stand-up act.
62. I am Jack's fun.
63. I am Jack's red cow.
64. I am Jack's imagination's figment.
65. I am Jack's dirty little secret.
66. I am Jack's happy ball.
67. I am Jack's disease.
68. I am Jack's twitching trigger-finger.
69. I am Jack's shotgun.
70. I am Jack's breaking and entering.
71. I am Jack's yellow lemontree.
72. I am Jack's problems and troubles coming together in a giant of a plot-twist.
73. I am Jack's Helena Wanje.
74. I am Jack's week off.
75. I am Jack's warm bath.
76. I am Jack's end of the world.
77. I am Jack's pistachio pudding.
78. I am Jack's non-existing hangover.
79. I am Jack's lack of ideas.
80. I am Jack's ever-increasing demention.
81. I am Jack's cold sweat.
82. I am Jack's respect for other cultures.
83. I am Jack's wasted talent.
84. I am Jack's flow of info.
85. I am Jack's pet project.
86. I am Jack's fancy new shoulder-bag type thing.
87. I am Jack's burning man.
88. I am Jack's stereotypical friends.
89. I am Jack's apple of chaos and discord.
90. I am Jack's horrible taste in music.
91. I am Jack's fresh breath and lack of cavities.
92. I am Jack's continuing problems with his memory.
93. I am Jack's alternating current.
94. I am Jack's sequel, lacking the original's power.
95. I am Jack's kidney and heart failure.
96. I am Jack's cat.
97. I am Jack's 48 hours without sleep.
98. I am Jack's lack of blood.
99. I am Jack's fire, out of control.
100. I am Jack's one hundreth variation.
101. I am Jack's april fool.
102. I am Jack's dugong.
103. I am Jack's father.
104. I am Jack's toga party.
105. I am Jack's small coffeeshop in Amsterdam.
106. I am Jack's comic-drawing internet friend, who might be a 30-year old living with his parents.
107. I am Jack's travels.
108. I am Jack's small update.
109. I am Jack's first amendment.
110. I am Jack's flying car.
111. I am Jack's abstract bunny.
112. I am Jack's little nap.
113. I am Jack's mortal combat.
114. I am Jack's little toy soldiers.
115. I am Jack's brand new Honda Civic Hatchback.
116. I am Jack's designated black guy.
117. I am Jack's heavy medication.
118. I am Jack's badgers.
119. I am Jack's wilderness.
120. I am Jack's gray wizard.
121. I am Jack's firestarters.
122. I am Jack's cyanide and happiness.
123. I am Jack's paranoia.
124. I am Jack's simple solution.
125. I am Jack's Earth Day.
126. I am Jack's turbulent flow!
127. I am Jack's cartography.
128. I am Jack's happy little midget.
129. I am Jack's empty stomach.
130. I am Jack's incompetent school system.
131. I am Jack's emo.
132. I am Jack's tonight.
133. I am Jack's green fairy.
134. I am Jack's 200th visitor!
135. I am Jack's speed of light, changing.
136. I am Jack's pixel house.
137. I am Jack's old shirt.
138. I am Jack's Valhalla.
139. I am Jack's Chaiyya Chaiyya
140. I am Jack's three meter basketballer
141. I am Jack's day before tomorrow
142. I am Jack's evil twin brother Jambo.
143. I am Jack's I am Jack's french language.
144. I am Jack's Plasma Pong!
145. I am Jack's cowboy hat.
146. I am Jack's big bag of crabs!
147. I am Jack's New Pornographers.
148. I am Jack's Good, Bad and Ugly.
149. I am Jack's first Mother's Day.
150. I am Jack's conspiracy.
151. I am Jack's force of nature.
152. I am Jack's very own movie.
153. I am Jack's warped mind and disformed body.
154. I am Jack's submarine.
155. I am Jack's shit.
156. I am Jack's hot dickings.
157. I am Jack's bun not found.
158. I am Jack's Da Vinci Code.
159. I am Jack's hate of football.
160. I am Jack's sunglasses at night.
161. I am Jack's lack of ideas.
162. I am Jack's new found hope.
163. I am Jack's brand new job.
164. I am Jack's communication skills.
165. I am Jack's DJ Pie Safety.
166. I am Jack's electronic music.
167. I am Jack's rainy day.
168. I am Jack's funk.
169. I am Jack's home sweet home.
170. I am Jack's melancholy baby.
171. I am Jack's Lucky Number Slevin.
172. I am Jack's proper and correct English.
173. I am Jack's disease!
174. I am Jack's boredom.
175. I am Jack's shiny new camera.
176. I am Jack's Metallica.
177. I am Jack's stickys and stones.
178. I am Jack's 300 visitors!
179. I am Jack's summer leaf.
180. I am Jack's irish drinking songs.
181. I am Jack's friends and family.
182. I am Jack's failed summer project.
183. I am Jack's day out.
184. I am Jack's fear of all things shiny.
185. I am Jack's experiment with firearms.
186. I am Jack's screwed up aim.
187. I am Jack's brand new haircut. Now with electrical doors!
188. I am Jack's fair play in football.
189. I am Jack's blurry photos and forgotten dreams.
190. I am Jack's lost machines of wonder.
191. I am Jack's humiditiy.
192. I am Jack's good things and feelings of happiness and joy.
193. I am Jack's special day.
194. I am Jack's pina coladas.
195. I am Jack's day that started perfectly.
196. I am Jack's alien signal.
197. I am Jack's Roskilde Festival.
198. I am Jack's beer festival of Estonia.
199. I am Jack's Crime Scene Investigators.
200. I am Jack's PhD in bullshit.
201. I am Jack's bottle o' rum.
202. I am Jack's one day closer to death.
203. I am Jack's freeze-resistant monkey.
204. I am Jack's lack of activities.
205. I am Jack's neverending quest for something pure.
206. I am Jack's non-stopping time.
207. I am Jack's July.
208. I am Jack's roll of the die.
209. I am Jack's parkour and weapons of mass destruction.
210. I am Jack's skills in the field of art.
211. I am Jack's debate between now and then.
212. I am Jack's tubes of the Intraweb.
213. I am Jack's Venom.
214. I am Jack's first lucid dream.
215. I am Jack's epic battle.
216. I am Jack's funny and idiotic clerks.
217. I am Jack's Caped Crusader.
218. I am Jack's wrong turn.
219. I am Jack's obscure reality.
220. I am Jack's Dark Knight.
221. I am Jack's celtic punk music.
222. I am Jack's F.A.R.
223. I am Jack's slight delay in traffic.
224. I am Jack's Stone of Kings.
225. I am Jack's spiffy new headache.
226. I am Jack's shiny red glasses and weird behaviour.
227. I am Jack's Tarhun.
228. I am Jack's Life in a Nutshell.
229. I am Jack's long and boring busride.
230. I am Jack's message to the world.
231. I am Jack's loyal citizens.
232. I am Jack's unhappy feeling of ness.
233. I am Jack's Broken Social Scene.
234. I am Jack's monday of school.
235. I am Jack's Nice Mother****ing Truck.
236. I am Jack's Driving Lessons.
237. I am Jack's Crocodile Hunter.
238. I am Jack's happy comics of joy.
239. I am Jack's candle.
240. I am Jack's white chocolate.
241. I am Jack's black leather jacket.
242. I am Jack's indestructible and quite expensive pirate ship.
243. I am Jack's twitch.
244. I am Jack's interest in the opposite sex.
245. I am Jack's lack of personality.
246. I am Jack's worn t-shirts.
247. I am Jack's bloodiest movie.
248. I am Jack's mirror image.
249. I am Jack's advanced mathematics.
250. I am Jack's fast-approaching end.
251. I am Jack's numb mind.
252. I am Jack's sliced bed.
253. I am Jack's complete-failure-day
254. I am Jack's sweet 17.
255. I am Jack's greenish-white roses.
256. I am Jack's cake of wonderfulness.
257. I am Jack's empty storyline and plotholes.
258. I am Jack's violence.
259. I am Jack's millions of fans.
260. I am Jack's originality.
261. I am Jack's Roman gladiators.
262. I am Jack's funniest president ever.
263. I am Jack's vehicular transportation device.
264. I am Jack's neverending nightmare.
265. I am Jack's life.
266. I am Jack's other life.
267. I am Jack's birthday party.
268. I am Jack's blackout.
269. I am Jack's vertical lines and blurry vision.
270. I am Jack's late night all alone.
271. I am Jack's hopes and dreams.
272. I am Jack's very nice shoes.
273. I am Jack's Judas.
274. I am Jack's first coming.
275. I am Jack's demented squirrel.
276. I am Jack's snap crackle pop.
277. I am Jack's private island off the coast of Spain.
278. I am Jack's John Grey.
279. I am Jack's Isengard.
280. I am Jack's glorious film career.
281. I am Jack's clean computer.
282. I am Jack's sober lifestyle.
283. I am Jack's need to read.
284. I am Jack's holy trinity.
285. I am Jack's satisfaction.
286. I am Jack's early Christmas present.
287. I am Jack's Uh-Merica.
288. I am Jack's trickery and deceit.
289. I am Jack's royalty.
290. I am Jack's broken tall glass.
291. I am Jack's hidden laser traps.
292. I am Jack's sideways rain.
293. I am Jack's complete loss of dignity.
294. I am Jack's carrot.
295. I am Jack's sunshine.
296. I am Jack's nerves acting up.
297. I am Jack's cold feet.
298. I am Jack's special little friend.
299. I am Jack's Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.
300. I am Jack's yellow.
301. I am Jack's freezing throat.
302. I am Jack's abstainer.
303. I am Jack's impure thoughts.
304. I am Jack's candyman.
305. I am Jack's vodka.
306. I am Jack's shield and sword.
307. I am Jack's soldat.
308. I am Jack's D-day.
309. I am Jack's bookstore adventure.
310. I am Jack's wine and fags.
311. I am Jack's Band of Brothers.
312. I am Jack's cold, dead body.
313. I am Jack's yellow pills.
314. I am Jack's magic world of mushrooms and infinite plumbing.
315. I am Jack's Monster.
316. I am Jack's lucky day.
317. I am Jack's bad dog.
318. I am Jack's lack of sleep and dry hair.
319. I am Jack's powers of greatness.
320. I am Jack's very fuzzy feeling.
321. I am Jack's advice to you.
322. I am Jack's overkill.
323. I am Jack's dirty secret.
324. I am Jack's fault.
325. I am Jack's mentor.
326. I am Jack's super ego.
327. I am Jack's story.
328. I am Jack's Last Man on Earth.
329. I am Jack's growing fame.
330. I am Jack's end of an era.
331. I am Jack's sins and repent.
332. I am Jack's gate to the beyond.
333. I am Jack's Wii.
334. I am Jack's dream on wheels.
335. I am Jack's man for all seasons.
336. I am Jack's huges wads of cash.
337. I am Jack's fading faith and undermined religion.
338. I am Jack's 2500 visits and 1388 different IPs.
339. I am Jack's good morning.
340. I am Jack's grand.
341. I am Jack's pimps and ho's.
342. I am Jack's lifelines.
343. I am Jack's fumblin' tumblin' ways.
344. I am Jack's heavy metal.
345. I am Jack's great balls of fire.
346. I am Jack's brand new year. (Whoop - da - frickin - doo.)
347. I am Jack's very own personal hell.
348. I am Jack's cold chills.
349. I am Jack's personal Wii.
350. I am Jack's godly voice.
351. I am Jack's room of music.
352. I am Jack's feel good friday.
353. I am Jack's Rocktron Metal Planet.
354. I am Jack's Frank.
355. I am Jack's missing updates.
356. I am Jack's chemical reaction.
357. I am Jack's aching neck.
358. I am Jack's Frustrated Incorporated.
359. I am Jack's neverfading force.
360. I am Jack's bouncing migrane.
361. I am Jack's GTA 4, motherf*cker.
362. I am Jack's brand new fans.
363. I am Jack's adulthood
364. I am Jack's new Sony DSC-H9
365. I am Jack's neverland.
366. I am Jack's most powerful ally.
367. I am Jack's new set of dice.
368. I am Jack's insults with style and class.
369. I am Jack's funny songs of random thoughts and requests.
370. I am Jack's new language.
371. I am Jack's green umbrella.
372. I am Jack's message.
373. I am Jack's electric gun!
374. I am Jack's raindrops.
375. I am Jack's new order.
376. I am Jack's soundpatterns.
377. I am Jack's hitchhiking trip.
378. I am Jack's sore feet and encumbered brain.
379. I am Jack's gods of knitting.
380. I am Jack's loose screws.
381. I am Jack's exceedingly colourful experience.
382. I am Jack's shiny things.
383. I am Jack's shiny pool.
384. I am Jack's shiny car.
385. I am Jack's shiny diamond rings.
386. I am Jack's new commandments.
387. I am Jack's bad new habit.
388. I am Jack's rage, frustration and loneliness.
389. I am Jack's desire to kill.
390. I am Jack's iron and wine.
391. I am Jack's desire to eat cheese with someone.
392. I am Jack's hate for all things cute and fuzzy.
393. I am Jack's discoveries.
394. I am Jack's interest in all things new.
395. I am Jack's need for new friends.
396. I am Jack's shiny new mouse.
397. I am Jack's faith in the future.
398. I am Jack's lack of giving a damn.
399. I am Jack's curiosity towards slightly shiny things.
400. I am Jack's second broken bottle.
401. I am Jack's softness?
402. I am Jack's three stooges.
403. I am Jack's dance dance dance.
404. I am Jack's clarity and confusion.
405. I am Jack's Siberian throat singing.
406. I am Jack's surgery and drug party.
407. I am Jack's muscle cramps.
408. I am Jack's ways of playing stupid
409. I am Jack's mundanity
410. I am Jack's apathy
411. I am Jack's newly found goals.
412. I am Jack's busy schedule.
413. I am Jack's addiction of procrastination.
414. I am Jack's shiny new "friends".
415. I am Jack's home.
416. I am Jack's university dreams.
417. I am Jack's shiny new lappy.
418. I am Jack's brain hemorrhage.
419. I am Jack's first year.