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2. I am Jack's lack of faith.
3. I am Jack's colon.
4. I am Jack's happy-go-lucky attitude.
6. I am Jack's earplugs.
8. I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
9. I am Jack's smirking revenge.
10. I am Jack's middle name.
11. I am Jack's failure to communicate.
12. I am Jack's messed up life.
14. I am Jack's sense of satisfaction.
15. I am Jack's weird-ass dream.
16. I am Jack's horoscope for today.
17. I am Jack's fist penetrating your skull.
19. I am Jack's regained insanity.
20. I am Jack's confidence, slowly fading.
21. I am Jack's voice!
22. I am Jack's almighty!
24. I am Jack's love for Juliet.
27. I am Jack's elevated blood pressure.
28. I am Jack's sense of happiness. Tomorrow will be worse.
29. I am Jack's shiny new terrorist threat.
30. I am Jack's sense of fulfilment.
31. I am Jack's self esteem.
32. I am Jack's blunt instrument of pain.
33. I am Jack's tiny mental illness.
34. I am Jack's fear for safety.
35. I am Jack's lack of language skills.
36. I am Jack's rhythm.
37. I am Jack's unstoppable beat.
38. I am Jack's valentine's day.
39. I am Jack's overwhelming interest.
43. I am Jack's happy end.
44. I am Jack's cronic depression.
46. I am Jack's lighter of doom.
48. I am Jack's friend's stupid idea for a name.
49. I am Jack's inability to hear you coupled with your inability to hear Jack.
50. I am Jack's "got your back" filosophy.
53. I am Jack's third hand.
55. I am Jack's 12-sided die!
56. I am Jack's shiny new addiction.
57. I am Jack's truth.
58. I am Jack's flourishing lovelife.
60. I am Jack's empty platform.
61. I am Jack's stand-up act.
62. I am Jack's fun.
64. I am Jack's imagination's figment.
65. I am Jack's dirty little secret.
67. I am Jack's disease.
68. I am Jack's twitching trigger-finger.
69. I am Jack's shotgun.
70. I am Jack's breaking and entering.
72. I am Jack's problems and troubles coming together in a giant of a plot-twist.
75. I am Jack's warm bath.
108. I am Jack's small update.
114. I am Jack's little toy soldiers.
129. I am Jack's empty stomach.
133. I am Jack's green fairy.
134. I am Jack's 200th visitor!
142. I am Jack's evil twin brother Jambo.
144. I am Jack's I am Jack's french language.
153. I am Jack's warped mind and disformed body.
161. I am Jack's lack of ideas.
162. I am Jack's new found hope.
164. I am Jack's communication skills.
166. I am Jack's electronic music.
178. I am Jack's 300 visitors!
181. I am Jack's friends and family.
183. I am Jack's day out.
185. I am Jack's experiment with firearms.
186. I am Jack's screwed up aim.
187. I am Jack's brand new haircut. Now with electrical doors!
189. I am Jack's blurry photos and forgotten dreams.
190. I am Jack's lost machines of wonder.
191. I am Jack's humiditiy.
193. I am Jack's special day.
195. I am Jack's day that started perfectly.
199. I am Jack's Crime Scene Investigators.
200. I am Jack's PhD in bullshit.
202. I am Jack's one day closer to death.
204. I am Jack's lack of activities.
205. I am Jack's neverending quest for something pure.
206. I am Jack's non-stopping time.
207. I am Jack's July.
208. I am Jack's roll of the die.
218. I am Jack's wrong turn.
219. I am Jack's obscure reality.
224. I am Jack's Stone of Kings.
225. I am Jack's spiffy new headache.
228. I am Jack's Life in a Nutshell.
230. I am Jack's message to the world.
234. I am Jack's monday of school.
239. I am Jack's candle.
240. I am Jack's white chocolate.
241. I am Jack's black leather jacket.
242. I am Jack's indestructible and quite expensive pirate ship.
243. I am Jack's twitch.
244. I am Jack's interest in the opposite sex.
245. I am Jack's lack of personality.
246. I am Jack's worn t-shirts.
247. I am Jack's bloodiest movie.
250. I am Jack's fast-approaching end.
252. I am Jack's sliced bed.
254. I am Jack's sweet 17.
255. I am Jack's greenish-white roses.
256. I am Jack's cake of wonderfulness.
257. I am Jack's empty storyline and plotholes.
258. I am Jack's violence.
259. I am Jack's millions of fans.
260. I am Jack's originality.
263. I am Jack's vehicular transportation device.
264. I am Jack's neverending nightmare.
267. I am Jack's birthday party.
268. I am Jack's blackout.
269. I am Jack's vertical lines and blurry vision.
270. I am Jack's late night all alone.
271. I am Jack's hopes and dreams.
272. I am Jack's very nice shoes.
273. I am Jack's Judas.
274. I am Jack's first coming.
277. I am Jack's private island off the coast of Spain.
280. I am Jack's glorious film career.
281. I am Jack's clean computer.
282. I am Jack's sober lifestyle.
283. I am Jack's need to read.
284. I am Jack's holy trinity.
285. I am Jack's satisfaction.
286. I am Jack's early Christmas present.
288. I am Jack's trickery and deceit.
289. I am Jack's royalty.
291. I am Jack's hidden laser traps.
292. I am Jack's sideways rain.
293. I am Jack's complete loss of dignity.
294. I am Jack's carrot.
295. I am Jack's sunshine.
296. I am Jack's nerves acting up.
297. I am Jack's cold feet.
298. I am Jack's special little friend.
300. I am Jack's yellow.
301. I am Jack's freezing throat.
302. I am Jack's abstainer.
305. I am Jack's vodka.
306. I am Jack's shield and sword.
307. I am Jack's soldat.
308. I am Jack's D-day.
309. I am Jack's bookstore adventure.
310. I am Jack's wine and fags.
311. I am Jack's Band of Brothers.
312. I am Jack's cold, dead body.
313. I am Jack's yellow pills.
314. I am Jack's magic world of mushrooms and infinite plumbing.
315. I am Jack's Monster.
316. I am Jack's lucky day.
317. I am Jack's bad dog.
318. I am Jack's lack of sleep and dry hair.
319. I am Jack's powers of greatness.
320. I am Jack's very fuzzy feeling.
321. I am Jack's advice to you.
322. I am Jack's overkill.
323. I am Jack's dirty secret.
324. I am Jack's fault.
325. I am Jack's mentor.
326. I am Jack's super ego.
327. I am Jack's story.
330. I am Jack's end of an era.
331. I am Jack's sins and repent.
332. I am Jack's gate to the beyond.
335. I am Jack's man for all seasons.
336. I am Jack's huges wads of cash.
337. I am Jack's fading faith and undermined religion.
338. I am Jack's 2500 visits and 1388 different IPs.
340. I am Jack's grand.
341. I am Jack's pimps and ho's.
342. I am Jack's lifelines.
343. I am Jack's fumblin' tumblin' ways.
344. I am Jack's heavy metal.
346. I am Jack's brand new year. (Whoop - da - frickin - doo.)
347. I am Jack's very own personal hell.
348. I am Jack's cold chills.
349. I am Jack's personal Wii.
355. I am Jack's missing updates.
357. I am Jack's aching neck.
358. I am Jack's Frustrated Incorporated.
360. I am Jack's bouncing migrane.
365. I am Jack's neverland.
371. I am Jack's green umbrella.
376. I am Jack's soundpatterns.
377. I am Jack's hitchhiking trip.
378. I am Jack's sore feet and encumbered brain.
380. I am Jack's loose screws.
381. I am Jack's exceedingly colourful experience.
387. I am Jack's bad new habit.
388. I am Jack's rage, frustration and loneliness.
389. I am Jack's desire to kill.
390. I am Jack's iron and wine.
391. I am Jack's desire to eat cheese with someone.
392. I am Jack's hate for all things cute and fuzzy.
394. I am Jack's interest in all things new.
395. I am Jack's need for new friends.
396. I am Jack's shiny new mouse.
397. I am Jack's faith in the future.
398. I am Jack's lack of giving a damn.
399. I am Jack's curiosity towards slightly shiny things.
400. I am Jack's second broken bottle.
401. I am Jack's softness?
402. I am Jack's three stooges.
406. I am Jack's surgery and drug party.
407. I am Jack's muscle cramps.
412. I am Jack's busy schedule.
413. I am Jack's addiction of procrastination.
414. I am Jack's shiny new "friends".
416. I am Jack's university dreams.
417. I am Jack's shiny new lappy.
418. I am Jack's brain hemorrhage.
419. I am Jack's first year.